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It Is My Job To Exist As...

...a shining beacon of hope in the heartland


By: Juli Eklund

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Wednesday, 12-Jan-2005 00:00 Email | Share | Bookmark
Big A-- Rat Trap

The trap
The Feeder
Their position in relation to one another
People often ask me, "Juli, why is there a giant rat trap bungee-corded to your downspout?" There really is a simple explanation. It's not that I have rats climbing all over my house. For cryin' out loud, I have three cats and two dogs. You would think rodents would be no problem. Except for one certain rodent. That would be a certain rodent favored by Steve Troy.

Last Christmas I got this cool bird feeder. It has a spring loaded pole that is intended to make it hang in a window for close up viewing of birds in action. We fondly call it Kitty TV as the cats will sit in the perch for hours, ears back, tails twitching---making that noise that sounds like maybe there's a hairball in the immediate future---just staring raptly at the feathered rodents, uh, birds.

Well none of my windows will accommodate the spring loaded pole so I got some big suction cups and little hook-and-eye hooks and rigged it so that the hooks are attached to the wood frame of the feeder and then those hooks hang on the suction cups on the window. It will support the weight of the food and a couple of birds, but not much else.

Enter a certain rodent. The bushy-tail. The tree-rat. Yes my friends, the squirrel. Next to the raccoon, one of the smartest pieces of wildlife I've run into. They studied this bird feeder and they determined that if they shimmied their way up the downspout, they could launch themselves from the cross piece of the downspout and land on top of the window-mounted bird feeder, thus securing themselves some succulent sunflower seeds. Now do you think those puny suction cups are going to support the weight of a squirrel?

No, they don't. I don't want to take away the Kitty TV. I can't move it to another window as this is the only window that allows easy refilling of the feeder. A cut-to-shape piece of foam wedged between the downspout and the eave was circumvented in less than 24 hours. A piece of plywood would do quite nicely, but very unsightly. What to do? My brilliant idea was to get the biggest, baddest rat trap I could find and bungee cord it on top of the cross piece, guaranteeing a good scare to the rodent if not an outright kill.

The first thing I killed was a bird. I felt just awful. How to keep the birds away? Enter the festively strung curly-ribbon. It flutters constantly and the birds avoid it. So now I have my squirrel discourager and I don't rack up any unintentional kills. And no, I don't feel guilty when I see a squirrel running around on the deck gripping his paw like he's just been reprimanded by a nun with a ruler.

And that is why there is a big-ass rat trap on my downspout.

Whaoaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Hope dah squirrels don't git in there!!!! Wed 12-Jan-2005 00:01
Posted by:Steve Troy  - [Link]
Very entertaining read - your brain must toil 24/7 to come up with these solutions. Wed 12-Jan-2005 01:44
Posted by:Mom kittymaid@cableone.net
I've been reprimanded by a nun with a ruler...that's too harsh! Poor squirrels. Watch out, they may find a way to get back at you. Wed 12-Jan-2005 04:28
Posted by:dottedstripes missxelusive@yahoo.com  - [Link]
to finish off, all we need is a pic of a very frustrated cat looking at the reality show.... Wed 12-Jan-2005 16:34
Posted by:Lance lanceoak@hotmail.com  - [Link]
that is hilarious! you know i used to have bird feeders too..until squirrels came to live in my walls and with a little research i find that its very common if you have bird feeders, of course squirrels are going to come and then they will eventually find a way to make a nest in your walls. thankfully we are rid of them but i have since stopped having bird feeders..btw that bird feeder is awesome..bet you can get some good pics of some birds when they are allowed to come back to feast. Wed 12-Jan-2005 17:02
Posted by:elizabeth moody  - [Link]
Hahahaha! Great image of the squirrel wringing out it's pinched paw. "Oooo! That smarts!" Hahahaa! Wed 12-Jan-2005 19:22
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
Not that I'm actually laughing at injured wildlife, I just have a vivid memory from many hours of Bugs Bunny cartoons. Many, MANY hours, even now.... Wed 12-Jan-2005 19:23
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
I use a nikon coolpix 4300..and on most of my shots I don't use a tripod..it's too much hassle..but with that candle shot I took like ten different shots from different angles and just picked the best one...
I saw the mounted rocky picture..and the one of your friend with balloons in her shirt
Thu 13-Jan-2005 00:53
Posted by:elizabeth moody  - [Link]
I just rediscovered my comment to you on Sunday, May 7, 2004 and cracked up again! Thu 13-Jan-2005 02:47
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
hah hah hah! Good idea! Thu 13-Jan-2005 04:46
Posted by:Sean dustmanss@yahoo.com  - [Link]
Woah...that must be a massive rat... Thu 13-Jan-2005 08:37
Posted by:Jeff a.k.a Ambig jefraz@time.net.my  - [Link]
I saw "Big Ass Rat Trap" and thought for sure you were talking about me! Thu 13-Jan-2005 23:32
Posted by:Lewesrat  - [Link]
I've yet to out smart the squirrels here...although the hounds have picked off a couple of unusually stupid (or slow?) ones Sat 15-Jan-2005 22:47
Posted by:judith  - [Link]
Brilliant story. I laughed all the way through it. Thu 20-Jan-2005 02:55
Posted by:Don  - [Link]
salam
Wed 12-Aug-2009 11:20
Posted by:rabdo raja.av@hotmail.fr


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