<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<rss version="2.0" xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule">

<channel>
<title>It Is My Job To Exist As... - ...a shining beacon of hope in the heartland - Fotopages.com</title>
<link>http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/</link>
<description>So what can I tell you about myself...if you really want to know, you can try one of my journals. Send me mail and I'll return to you a link to one of my personalities.
 email</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:55:41 GMT</pubDate>
<lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:55:41 GMT</lastBuildDate>

<image>
<title></title>
<url>http://www.fotopages.com/images/rss_logo.gif</url>
<link>http://shw.fotopages.com/</link>
<width>40</width>
<height>60</height>
</image>

<item>
<title>My Life on the Dry Erase Board</title>
<description>It hangs in the kitchen, this half note-pad half cork board creation. This is where the grocery reminders get listed; the good-bye you were sleeping notes get written; the travel check list gets posted; and, of course, the while you were gone this happened happenings are documented.

Someone in my house thinks the deer are cute and need dietary supplements or they will starve. I think the deer have been around longer than the people and are in no danger...of starvation. But Bambi just might get shot if he eats one more plant...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1474244</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>fotopages...Now without Support!!!!</title>
<description>I can't remember the last time I saw an actual post from an fp admin/support person that answered a question...

I can't remember the last time I saw an update on the issue of pay to play accounts...

I can't remember what it was like when fp was fun...

No wonder the Bratz attendance is so spotty.</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1412222</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>New for 2008</title>
<description>To all my fotopages friends, a wish for a Happy New Year from your deer friend in Kansas.</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1393221</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Santa's Little Lap-Sitter</title>
<description>Oh JP, for someone who's never met me, you know me well.</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1372118</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>A Sad Day in Kansas</title>
<description>And I must be a truly sick individual as I was laughing so hard egg nog shot out of my nose.

For those of you who can't read my atrocious photography, the text at the bottom of the television screen says:

Overland Park Station - Santa Claus visit postponed until Dec 16.

But originally the text read: Santa Claus visit cancelled. Period. He's not coming this year. At all.

Now half the parents in Northeast Kansas are calling the TV station screaming, "What the phuck are you thinking????" and the other half are pointing at the screen and telling their kids, "See, I told you this would happen if you weren't good boys and girls."

Seriously, Santa delayed by weather???? Jiminy Cricket, he lives at the North Pole!</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1371057</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Continuing Series: Favorite SPAM Subject Lines</title>
<description>Who knew they were seasonal?</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1357939</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Three Cheers for Tech Support!</title>
<description>Of course three cheers. After all, it's what I do for a living, I just don't get to do it and travel like some others I know. Hey, been there, done that, kinda nice to know where I'm going to lay my head at night.

Anyway, sometimes even the tech support person has to call tech support. We had a laptop that was less than two months old that would not power on. Fortunately it's covered under warranty, but before I admit that none of our inhouse people can solve the problem, I must exhaust every avenue. So I went to the manufacturer's website and ran their troubleshooter for the issue.

As you can see, the problem was the laptop would not turn on. I completed all seven steps in the troubleshooter, none of them resolving the issue. I was a bit flummoxed on how to proceed at that point. If I am unable to get the unit to power on, how exactly am I supposed to Click on Start, Control Panel. Double click on Performance and Maintenance. Double click on System. At the bottom of the System Properties window, click on Support Information???

We did end up sending the unit in and the manufacturer did repair the unit. Why this happened in the first place is not clear. I will merely suggest to you that it is probably not a good idea to set your laptop down on the fluffy down comforter on top of your bed for any appreciable length of time. This could lead to overheating and overheating in a laptop, even if it's in bed, is not a good thing.</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1314188</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Bug! It's what's for dinner!</title>
<description>Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
Tasty</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1300430</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>True Before and After: The Deck</title>
<description>So today I'm pairing the after pictures of the sunroom deck with the before pictures I posted the other day. Now you can see a true before and after of a simple home improvement project.</description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1295939</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>My Car Morphed Into a Cartoon Character</title>
<description>So I'm driving home and the sun is in just the right spot behind my car to make the shadow that stretches in front of me look like Shrek.

 LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL </description>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://cowboyjunkies.fotopages.com/?entry=1295935</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
</item>

</channel>
</rss>